**Honeygate: Meghan Markle’s Sweet Disaster Leaves Customers Buzzing for Refunds**

In a PR blunder that’s making headlines faster than a bee in flight, Meghan Markle’s latest venture—a high-end wildflower honey—has left customers reeling in horror and demanding their money back. The Duchess of Sus𝑠e𝑥 recently launched this “lavish” honey product, sourced from the supposed royal gardens of Montecito, but early footage from the launch reveals a sticky situation that has many questioning the quality and hygiene of the product.

The promotional campaign painted a picturesque scene of sun-drenched jars and vibrant honeycombs, evoking dreams of a pastoral paradise. However, the reality was anything but idyllic. In a video that has gone viral for all the wrong reasons, Markle is seen awkwardly fishing out honeycomb with her hair dangling perilously close to the jar, all while neglecting basic hygiene protocols. Gloves? Not a chance. Instead, she licked her fingers and plunged them back into the jar, creating a culinary catastrophe that would make any food safety expert cringe.

The product, priced at a staggering $28, sold out almost immediately, but reports suggest that many customers received nothing but empty PR packages. And those who did manage to snag a jar are left wondering if their honey was actually bottled in Montecito or hastily assembled in a far less glamorous location.

Critics are not holding back, dubbing the rollout a “dumpster fire” and calling Markle’s marketing strategy a classic case of style over substance. As the backlash grows, the website has gone eerily quiet, and customers are left in the lurch—chasing refunds like a national sport.

As Meghan promises new products in the future, many are left asking: should they trust a lifestyle brand that seems as inconsistent as her accent? For now, it appears that this honey venture is just another chapter in Markle’s tumultuous journey, leaving a bitter taste in the mouths of those who dared to indulge.